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The Little Girl Who Gave Zero Fucks

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This is the story of a brave young girl, Elodie-Rose, who one day decides to change the world and keep all her f*&ks in her basket.

Wait a minute. You re confused. What are f*&ks, you ask? It s quite simple, really. F*&ks are her self-esteem; all the happy, sad and wonderful thoughts that sit in her basket. That sit in every girl’s basket! And every girl must give these f*&ks away every time someone asks.

One day Elodie-Rose decides to break rank and find out what happens if those f*&ks stay where they are…

88 Pages

By Amy Kean (author) and J Milton (illustrator)

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Customer Reviews (4.7 / 5 · 3 reviews)

Violet Y. ★★★★★

Bought this as a cheeky gift for my friend’s kid—the way the story explains "f*&ks" as something to keep in a basket is hilarious and actually clever. My niece asked me to read it three times in a row.

Brian W. ★★★★★

The idea of a little girl keeping her fucks in a basket is both hilarious and oddly profound. My kid asked me to read it twice in one night, which says everything.

Jacob Q. ★★★★☆

I laughed out loud at the concept of Elodie-Rose keeping her f*&ks in a basket, but I wish the story went a bit deeper into how she actually changes the world. Still, it’s a clever and refreshing read.