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Smash Patriarchy Patch

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$3.15 $5 In stock

If I Had a Hammer, I’d Smash Patriarchy

A lot of ink has been spilt to say that feminism is anti-male rhetoric and/or outdated, but when you think of women earning 77% of what men do for the same work, it’s clear that these arguments are divisive distractions.

Sure the “f” word carries some historical baggage. And the radical notion that women are people is a complex social issue to resolve, so perhaps the most direct path to feminism would be equality. Look at Hollywood directors, the U.S. Senate, professional cartoonists, professional authors, or any number of other careers and you’ll find women either not getting paid for their work or representing a small percentage of the work force.

So really, if a hammer is the fastest path to equality, could anyone really be surprised?

Patches are approximately 3" x 3". Sew-on.

Black ink printed on raw cut fabric. Colors will be mixed depending on our inventory. If you have a color request, please let us know in the notes of your order, and we will do our best to accommodate.

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Customer Reviews (4.6 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Madison T. ★★★★★

The stitching on this patch is solid and it irons on flat without curling at the corners. I put it on my work jacket and the 77% wage gap line gets comments every time I wear it.

Harper G. ★★★★★

The wage gap statistic on here is a great conversation starter. The stitching is clean and the patch is a good size, looks perfect on my tote bag.

Adam P. ★★★★★

Stuck this on my denim jacket the same day it arrived and the edges are still sharp after a few washes. The hammer graphic is bold enough to read from a few feet away, which is exactly what I wanted for the 77% reminder.